alright

alrite ive decided, i started a new religion, the cult of christ.
im gunna take the bible and cut the fat
the whole passion play part is gone
love thy neihbor stays
treat others how you wanna be stays
cant eat meat on tuesdays and all that bullshit is out
humm whats left?
love?
word up

They skate for Jesus

just fukken read this, youll piss yourself, cuz i did

fukken nazi

Immigration

ok im torn on this whole immigration issue
on one hand we are all immigrants, unless your an indian (native american)
on the other hand our forefathers never got such amazing benefits
like government aid and stuff
but if you live in this country illegally for 6 years you become a citizen
brynan said it best
i wish i could prove ive been smoking pot for 6 years then its legal
and not only is it legal but the government also gives you a bong and some seeds

now maybe i dont disagree with the 6 years thing
but i do disagree with the government paying for shit thing
that comes out of taxes
and its the middle class that proportionately pays more

i donno i think i need to read up on it more before i start to rant about it
hummmmm.... ill get back to you on that one

rant

who judges the judges?
who is a judge to judge

shouldnt there be some kind of public justice?
i now believe in public executions

The defendant, Andrew Selva, had been charged with 20 counts of rape, but prosecutors found errors in the indictment and later reached a plea agreement with his lawyers. Connor approved the deal, and sentenced Selva in December to five years of probation for two counts of sexual battery involving the boys, ages 5 and 12.
"I can only consider what he pleaded to," Connor told the newspaper. "If he had pled to two counts of rape, he would be in prison. I had two psychologists who said he's treatable. He admitted he had a problem and said he wanted help. I made the best call on what I had in front of me."
the judge then compares Andrew Selva's disease of being a sexual predator to his own disease of being an alcoholic.

ok what constitute a disease?
lack of self control?
i thought it was a sickness eating away at your body
something you have no contol over
so if you cant control how much you drink and it eats away at you thats a disease?
and if you cant control your sexual urges thats a disease?
and thats excusable?
ok then if it is
i have a disease
i cant control my urges to shoot people in the face
like
conservative christians that dont understand jesus
and bill o reilly
people who put the bible before the constitution
anyone that reads this blog.. http://chatterboxchronicles.blogspot.com/
and anyone that stereotypes liberals as caring more about the child molesters rights then the child
(i care about rights... but child molesters need to be publicly shot in the face)

i think we are going about this all wrong
judges should handle all issuses except child molesters
child molesters should stand trial
but the sentencing should be handled by an angry mob
and a rope and a tree branch
or shotgun to the face

remember liberals hate this judge too
and jesus was not a republican

he who is without bullshit cast the first stone

fuck all of you

what the fuck would jesus do?

im sitting here in my wwjd shirt
of course jesus is crossed off (no pun intended)
and jeff is crudly written in sharpie marker
(go to burningbunnie.blogspot.com for a pic)

and for the first time i actually asked myself what would jesus do?

well what did jesus do when he came into the temple and saw that everything was all corrupt and fuckked up?

he started flipping tables, went ape shit and got the people who were selling sacrafices and the money exchangers the fuck outta the temple (aka the people making money off religion)

i wish i could walk into a church, shoot a priest in the head, pawn all of the gold bullshit and go feed the homeless, without being arrested.

now how about the government?

all i know
is that thomas jefferson said

"dissent is the highest form of patriotism"



damm strait

yes you

yes this is you

join the movement

the christian wrong is gunna fuck us

this is a quote from pat robertsons website www.cbn.com

the whole article

"The Supreme Court is the last bastion of liberal power. For over 40 years, black-robed tyrants have pushed a radical agenda in America with devastating results. Consider the damage inflicted since 1962:
They banished prayer and the Bible from our public schools.
They raised a “right of privacy” banner, under which 43 million babies have been aborted.
They overthrew sodomy laws, opening the door to same-sex marriage.
They called for the removal of the Ten Commandments from courthouses across the nation. "

ok first off, bibles in school???
that thing is sooooo old, its like you have a brand new laptop and you whip out the users manual for an apple II, the bible right now is so obsolete.
i went to catholic school and in theology class i had to outline the bible, ive read it a few times, theres some good stuff in there like "love thy neighbor" n shit, but theres also some very wrong things in there, like if your penis is cut off you are not allowed in heaven, and the universe being created in a week, sorry the bible is not a textbook.

ok the abortion thing..... thats 43 million less unwanted people in this world
i would rather die then be unwanted or grow up in poverty
you people need to learn there are worse things then death... like life

same sex marriage... what happened to preaching tolerence?
this is the only thing i have in common with the bible thumpers, i am grossed out by hairy man sex... but thats my opinion... opinions should not be made into law! now i dont give a fuck about if the church reconizes anything, but the government should, and they should have the same tax rights and what-not.
now with the whole gay couple raising a kid thing.. as long as the child is loved, the only negative effect on the kid, is other people making fun of the kid with 2 dads, and that person not being accepted into society. now if we just dont give a fuck and drop the whole prejudice thing, this kid will live as happy a life as someone living in the good ol' U S ofA can live. heeehaw

the removal of the Ten Commandments from courthouses across the nation......
ummmmm.. only 2 of the fucking 10 are laws!!!!!! hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dumb fucks



we are sooooo fucked

just to clerify

i spelled it wrong on purpose..... its a pun... eh fuck you guys

now that thats out of the way

who am i?
that is a powerful question
makes you wanna jump to labels
but that would be what am i ?
and i am jeff
and that is truest statement i can come up with
because...
i think jesus taught some valuable shit
but im not a christian
i hate smoking
but i am a pothead
i hate drinking
but i do it anyway

i hate rich old white people that impose their opinions on me
but im almost a republican,
i think im more a libertarian, deff not a green they seem like pussyer democrats.
i think the bible is obsolete (except the core message, love)
but im not gunna write a new one
or am i?

i hate women
but i lovvve pussy!

ooooo..snap

hi

hi im jeff and this country is fucked

we should never have had the civil war
the south should have become its own country

why?

because then the north would not be under the control of redneck bible thumpers.
now you ask what is wrong with redneck bible thumpers?
and i reply.. george bush and pat robertson.