the christian wrong is gunna fuck us

this is a quote from pat robertsons website www.cbn.com

the whole article

"The Supreme Court is the last bastion of liberal power. For over 40 years, black-robed tyrants have pushed a radical agenda in America with devastating results. Consider the damage inflicted since 1962:
They banished prayer and the Bible from our public schools.
They raised a “right of privacy” banner, under which 43 million babies have been aborted.
They overthrew sodomy laws, opening the door to same-sex marriage.
They called for the removal of the Ten Commandments from courthouses across the nation. "

ok first off, bibles in school???
that thing is sooooo old, its like you have a brand new laptop and you whip out the users manual for an apple II, the bible right now is so obsolete.
i went to catholic school and in theology class i had to outline the bible, ive read it a few times, theres some good stuff in there like "love thy neighbor" n shit, but theres also some very wrong things in there, like if your penis is cut off you are not allowed in heaven, and the universe being created in a week, sorry the bible is not a textbook.

ok the abortion thing..... thats 43 million less unwanted people in this world
i would rather die then be unwanted or grow up in poverty
you people need to learn there are worse things then death... like life

same sex marriage... what happened to preaching tolerence?
this is the only thing i have in common with the bible thumpers, i am grossed out by hairy man sex... but thats my opinion... opinions should not be made into law! now i dont give a fuck about if the church reconizes anything, but the government should, and they should have the same tax rights and what-not.
now with the whole gay couple raising a kid thing.. as long as the child is loved, the only negative effect on the kid, is other people making fun of the kid with 2 dads, and that person not being accepted into society. now if we just dont give a fuck and drop the whole prejudice thing, this kid will live as happy a life as someone living in the good ol' U S ofA can live. heeehaw

the removal of the Ten Commandments from courthouses across the nation......
ummmmm.. only 2 of the fucking 10 are laws!!!!!! hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dumb fucks



we are sooooo fucked

just to clerify

i spelled it wrong on purpose..... its a pun... eh fuck you guys

now that thats out of the way

who am i?
that is a powerful question
makes you wanna jump to labels
but that would be what am i ?
and i am jeff
and that is truest statement i can come up with
because...
i think jesus taught some valuable shit
but im not a christian
i hate smoking
but i am a pothead
i hate drinking
but i do it anyway

i hate rich old white people that impose their opinions on me
but im almost a republican,
i think im more a libertarian, deff not a green they seem like pussyer democrats.
i think the bible is obsolete (except the core message, love)
but im not gunna write a new one
or am i?

i hate women
but i lovvve pussy!

ooooo..snap

hi

hi im jeff and this country is fucked

we should never have had the civil war
the south should have become its own country

why?

because then the north would not be under the control of redneck bible thumpers.
now you ask what is wrong with redneck bible thumpers?
and i reply.. george bush and pat robertson.